- The dog is always well fed with fresh water and raw hides on hand
- The dog is disciplined when he is naughty
- We take the dog on lots of walks, we play fetch with him, and he owns lots of toys
- The dog is not home alone for longer than an 8 hour work day
- The dog is groomed and taken to the vet regularly
- We even clean up dog poop from the yard and dog hair from the house
He is a very happy and well taken care of puppy - am pretty sure we have the situation under control. Can we have a baby now?